There is a leak in the Big Mother House and a plumber is required immediately. Giant condoms have been draped around the kitchen, in anticipation of a plumber being found and unmentionable things happening to the flooring - to gain access to the water currently swooshing around under it. Dave the 1st plumber came to the diary room and declared it would cost £2300 just to remove the flooring and find the leak. Big Mother’s eyes nearly popped out of her head and she almost chok

Here we see the detritus left from a gathering of Marie and Yvonne. These two began their get-together at Yvonne's house – where they...

We had a fabulous day on the 12th. The launch of Hear Me Roar began at the BBC studios at 11 am and progressed through lunch and several...